You Are Elon Musk

It's your dream come true when your lifelong hero and favorite memer, Elon Musk, comes to your town to show off his latest personal accomplishments with his tech company Neuralink. But when something goes expectedly wrong, your mind is swapped into his body for the next twenty-four hours! As his security detail whisks you off stage and to the headquarters of X (formerly known as Twitter), it's up to you how to spend this precious time.

Will you add a new type of checkmark to X (formerly known as Twitter)?  Will you boot up Elon's Elden Ring save file to see how he carefully crafts his player builds? Or will you train for an upcoming cage match? The choice is yours — but be careful! If the staff catches you doing something un-Musk-like, they might call in a "Code Emerald"...

You Are Elon Musk features (as of writing this) 27 passages and 16 endings of spite-fueled writing. Maybe there will be more in the future if I get the motivation to write them I don't know???

If you enjoy this definitely-mentally-healthy creative endeavor against a multibillionaire who doesn't know I exist, check out my 2022 game You Are A Tesla.

Credits

This story was written entirely by me (Malcolm "Meorge" Anderson), using Twine/Twee and the SugarCube 2.3 story format.

The one part of this story I didn't write was a message intended to be an example of a ChatGPT error. I tried to prompt ChatGPT to give a realistic output for itself, but it took like seven tries to get something satisfactory. TL;DR it sucks at writing except when it sucks at sucking at writing(???), use humans instead lol